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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ginger eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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