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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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