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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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