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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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