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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Stella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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