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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Stella eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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