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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Stella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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