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Pet death
My
father
had their beloved pet
mouse 🐁
Champ
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗
an elephant 🐘
a venomous snake 🐍
a bull 🐮
a hippo 🦛
a velociraptor 🦖
a bear 🐻
a lion 🦁
a crocodile 🐊
a pufferfish 🐡
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