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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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