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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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