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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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