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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Loki eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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