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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dexter eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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