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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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