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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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