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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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