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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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