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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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