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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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