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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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