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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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