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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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