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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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