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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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