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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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