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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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