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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ziggy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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