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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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