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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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