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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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