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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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