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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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