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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Maggie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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