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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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