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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luna eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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