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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daisy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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