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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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