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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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