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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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