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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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