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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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