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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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