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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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