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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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