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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bella eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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