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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Poppy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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