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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Poppy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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