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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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