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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pennywise eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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