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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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