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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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