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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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