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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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