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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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