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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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