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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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