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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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