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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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