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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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