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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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