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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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