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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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