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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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